The internet and niches like Blockchain open many doors to those who decide to venture in
Especially those with little morals and a lot of ambition
Over the last few years I’ve seen too many scammers make money in illicit or suspicious ways
I’ll make a compilation for you, but this is informative, I do NOT recommend doing it
Use this to avoid it and identify it
Flash Loans: Instant loans without collateral
Flash loans allow taking massive loans with no collateral required
On the condition that the capital is returned in the same blockchain transaction
If the repayment fails, the entire transaction is automatically reverted
Why does it seem illegal?
The ability to access millions of dollars with no collateral or credit check looks similar to obtaining illegitimate funds
Large-scale arbitrage attacks can temporarily manipulate market prices
I’ll show you a real example:
In 2023, a trader used a $280 million flash loan from Aave to execute arbitrage in Curve’s MIM/3CRV pool, generating significant profits
Looping / Recursive Lending
Users deposit collateral, take loans against it, and redeposit the borrowed funds as additional collateral, multiplying their exposure and potential yield in protocols like Aave, Compound, and Euler
Why does it seem illegal?
Repeatedly leveraging the same collateral looks risky and similar to Ponzi schemes.
This practice contributed to collapses like Stream Finance
Legality under “Code is Law”: Lending protocols explicitly allow borrowing against deposited collateral, collateralization ratios ensure loans remain backed
Again, I will show you a real example:
In 2025, Stream Finance collapsed after looping strategies generated $93 million in losses, showing the risks even though the strategy was legal
Be a Crypto KOL
This is probably the easiest one of all, you simply need enough money for the following:
There is a business of buying and selling accounts to pretend to be an influencer
You buy a crypto influencer account that has some real followers so it looks real, post stupid content like GM/GN, remember to also buy bots for your engagement
Ask to access groups and interact with marketing agencies
Congrats, you now have access to unlimited money in exchange for recycled content
Create Tokens on PumpFun
This platform is probably one of the biggest advances and catastrophes in crypto
With a single click you can create tokens, from your house, from your phone, without needing to show your face
I’ll give you an example:
This user managed to generate six figures simply by creating tokens on the platform
Just stay alert to the news and create clever memes
Morally questionable but effective, I guess
Fake your death
We’re not done with PumpFun, the trenches have a lot of money and very little morality
They also have a streaming feature
If you don’t mind showing your face and putting your life and your loved ones at risk, the process is simple
Buy an X account with followers, do giveaways to get more views and even more followers
Open a stream, set your house on fire, choke on the smoke
Go to the hospital, and tell your friend you are going to fake your death
It sounds crazy but all of this actually happened
Fake that you are bulding something
You can launch an idea as a perp DEX for illiquid assets (Pokemon cards, CS2, watches, RWAs...you know), leverage up to 5–10x, interesting idea, niche market, ok
People won´t ask you to doxx so you can stay without it.
Release your beta, say that you have $1B testnet volume and 24k users
Now it´s time to cook with the ICO, pay influencers and KOLs to promote it, goal: $2.5M, FDV: $20M, ends up raising $11.5M, 460% oversubscribed
Sell your initial community and change just the same week of your TGE, then rug your token
Congrats, you made 7 figures without even showing your face...oh wait..who´s that black platuypus????
With all this, you only need to have enough money to start
Crypto is a lawless place where scammers are forgiven
Oh yeah...I said 7 ways right? I forgot one...you can just follow me I guess
Take advantage of the game!!! What’s the worst that can happen???
If you found this guide useful, remember to follow me!!!
(Please understand that this entire post is ironic, protect your integrity)
